Kotaku, I am disappoint

Kinja'd!!! "BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion" (pbs)
03/08/2014 at 00:55 • Filed to: None

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You know, coming from the Jalopnik side of the force, I always considered Kotaku to be a pretty slick place. Videogames aren't such a big part of my life anymore (blame the prices and everything), but most of the articles are still a fun read. As long as you stay away from the comments, that is, because, holy shit, are they not cool headed at all.

But I guess that's what you get when you don't have the rules of Oppo.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! CRider > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/08/2014 at 00:56

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Cars suck, PC rulez!


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > CRider
03/08/2014 at 01:00

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Yup, just like that. Cue butthurt fanboys and you'd have a perfect example of a thread.

Which is funny, because this is right on their front page:

http://tay.kotaku.com/rules-of-engag…


Kinja'd!!! CTSenVy > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/08/2014 at 01:03

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Not just Kotaku, most video game sites' comments section are the internet equivalent on Mos Eisley.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/08/2014 at 01:10

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I'm so glad Oppo doesn't need a 'guide' to arguing.

We're no strangers to fighting. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment's what I'm thinking of. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand.

I'm never gonna give it up, never gonna back down, never gonna turn around and change my mind.


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > CTSenVy
03/08/2014 at 01:10

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Yeah, I was expecting that already, but it's the tangential questioning to whatever gets posted that's really weird to me.

Like how when one guy posts his opinions about game X and the replies go on and on about political system Y. Makes a guy wonder.


Kinja'd!!! Fookin' Prawns > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/08/2014 at 01:12

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I've noticed Call of Duty is to Kotaku as the automatic gearbox is to Jalopnik.

There's nothing inherently wrong with either, but people bash on both for Internet cred. And that's too bad.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Fookin' Prawns
03/08/2014 at 01:13

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What's wrong with COD? (other than the nausea and headaches it gives me)


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > CRider
03/08/2014 at 01:14

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Beats me as well, I don't think I've ever played one. It's not really my thing, but saying that can get you flamed pretty bad over there :p


Kinja'd!!! CRider > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/08/2014 at 01:17

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It's not really my thing either, but I don't see why people would hate it so much. It's a fun game before the migraine sets in.


Kinja'd!!! Fookin' Prawns > CRider
03/08/2014 at 01:24

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It's all style and no substance. Like an action blockbuster movie.

I love action blockbusters.


Kinja'd!!! Fookin' Prawns > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/08/2014 at 01:29

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It's just a freakin' game. Like, I don't enjoy JRPGs or many indie games, but I don't bash them every chance I get.

It's the gamer equivalent of being overly masculine.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > CRider
03/08/2014 at 01:36

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Fuck that.

#GloriousRWDManualMasterRace


Kinja'd!!! Anon > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/08/2014 at 02:21

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That's because most of the commenters are about 12.


Kinja'd!!! Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > CRider
03/08/2014 at 02:33

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People hate it because it's the same game over and over every year, ever since Modern Warfare took a dump.

I'm not a fan of the game either. I played MW3 for 15 minutes, and it left me with headache, it just feels too cheesy and cliched as well. It always goes as a "USA needs to stop Russians from destroying the world" kind of thing.


Kinja'd!!! Dale Franks > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
03/08/2014 at 02:56

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Of course, it's people like you, who defend political system Y, that are destroying our society. You're ruining everything. All of you Y apologists should be locked in bamboo cages and poked with sharp sticks.


Kinja'd!!! RotaryLover > Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy
03/08/2014 at 05:54

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THIS!


Kinja'd!!! BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Anon
03/08/2014 at 09:16

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Yeah, it sure seems like it, which is sad really because I always try my best not to buy into stereotypes, but damn!